Showing posts with label Tricky women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tricky women. Show all posts

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Crossdressing without Intention

Viola’s crossdressing in Twelfth Night is one of the more unique crossdressing narratives in existence, if you ask me. It has a unique attribute that sets it apart not only from other stories, but even from its own adaptations, at times. Even in movies like She’s the Man, directly based off Twelfth Night, the crossdressing involved has a significant difference at hand: it’s fully intentional.

In She’s the Man, Viola wants to play soccer, so her choice to switch with her brother is a specifically chosen act. In Disney’s Motocrossed, loosely based on Twelfth Night, Andrea (the Viola character) takes her brother’s place in the race. In other Shakespeare tales, such as The Merchant of Venice and As You Like It, the audience is given the impression that the crossdressing can be undone at any time. Portia in The Merchant of Venice hopes to fix Bassanio’s debt to Antonio, ensuring the safety of her marriage. Rosalind in As You Like It maintains her disguise to continue wooing Orlando.

Yet, in Twelfth Night, none of that flexibility seems to be present. Sure, Viola makes the choice to dress as Cesario, but it’s not out of any personal benefit. It’s for the sake of her safety. In Illyria there are only two great powers, Orsino and Olivia, and Olivia is grieving and won’t take new staff. Orsino, on the other hand, will likely only accept a man, or at least, Viola doesn’t seem to feel like going into his service as a woman.

Then Viola, as Cesario, woos Olivia for Orsino – but it backfires. Olivia falls for her instead. And Viola then reaffirms the idea that she is crossdressing mainly because she has to, not because she wants to, because of how much she seems to regret that Olivia has been tricked. “Poor lady, she would better love a dream,” she says, mourning Olivia’s unluckiness in falling for her. She also mentions that “time” must untangle this problem, because “it is too hard a knot for me to untie!” Viola feels that there is nothing she can do about Olivia’s doomed love.

"Arry" with Gendry, a fellow recuit, among other things.

The only other instance I can think of where a female character crossdresses out of necessity, not opportunity, might be something like Arya’s situation in Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire. At one point early in the story, when her family is in trouble, Arya is forced to flee for her life. She joins up with some Night’s Watch recruits, but in order to do so safely, she dresses as a boy and takes on the name “Arry.” A few interesting incidents come up as a result of her disguise. At times, Arya shows frustration with her disguise, similarly to Viola in her position in Twelfth Night.

Perhaps it’s just that these situations are more difficult to write and deal with, but it’s still interesting how crossdressing women in fiction usually seem to have some degree of agency in their crossdressing, and to point out the exceptions to that guideline. I would argue that it often paints a more sympathetic picture of the crossdresser in question – fiction often demonizes women being selfish and taking action, or pursuing “usurp’d” masculinity, so a woman forced into those situations, rather than choosing them, becomes more palatable to a generally sexist audience.

Monday, March 30, 2015

The Power of the Conditional

At the conclusion of As You Like It, Rosalind (as Ganymede) neatly resolves every issue of homoerotic desire that has arisen throughout the tangled lovelines of the play. She has to fix the "problems" of this queer desire and potential queer marriage plot, and the way in which she manages this feat is incredibly similar to Portia's solution in The Merchant of Venice.

Terrible disguise aside, Portia's plot serves her well.
In her plot, Portia uses a strict interpretation of language to force Shylock into sparing Antonio, telling him that "this bond doth give [him] here no jot of blood; / the words expressly are 'a pound of flesh.'." (Merchant of Venice 4.1.306-07). She traps him with the language of the deal, interpreting each clause literally in order to accomplish her goal. It is only when in drag that she is able to exert her power, but what a power that is. Portia's command of language transcends that of anyone else in the play, and she is able to trap Shylock into doing what she wants him to do. Portia's rhetoric is just as powerful as that of any of the lawyers and other men in the play.

Rosalind's plan parallels Portia's almost exactly. She also disguises herself in drag, though her persona Ganymede is much more central to the story than Portia's false identity. Having hidden her female identity, in which her agency would be much more limited, Rosalind is now free to work out a deal. She also makes great use of the conditional here; she traps the duke by getting him to agree that "if [she] bring in [his] Rosalind / [he] will bestow her on Orlando here" (As You Like It 5.4.6-7). Phoebe agrees to marry Ganymede only "if [he] be willing" (AYLI 5.4.11) and that otherwise she will marry Silvius. Her conditionals continue until everyone is trapped into a marriage that abides by the heterosexual norms. In other words, she tricks them into renouncing the queer desire that has permeated the play up to this point.

Don't worry, Orlando: no homo.

In drag, these women are able to fully employ powerful rhetoric and achieve their ends. Though both women clearly have a strong command of language and understand how to use it, their true agency only comes through when in drag. This gender-bending makes a statement about the power dynamics at the time; women lacked only the recognition for their skills, not the intelligence. Both women also demonstrate the overwhelming power of language; each is able to use the conditional and a literal interpretation of contracts in order to achieve their goals. Through this expert use of rhetoric, both women resolve all the issues in their respective plays, saving the day with their wit.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Tricky, Tricky Helen


“I cannot love her nor will strive to do’t.” (2222)

It isn’t very often that the “roles” switch like this.
Helen loves Bertram, Bertram doesn’t love Helen.
Helen is a commoner, Bertram is a nobleman.
Helen gets the guy; Bertram doesn’t want to consummate the marriage.
Helen TRICKS him into consummating the marriage.
WHAT?



While reading this play and finding out that Helen tricked Bertram into sleeping with her, I became curious as to whether or not this was happening in today’s society. So off to Google I went.





“How to make someone have sex with you….”
I hope this doesn’t save in my google search history.




I found some helpful tips and tricks in making someone fall in love with you- by using psychology. I’m not kidding; these are real articles and videos out there and I found some entire books as well.





First, from our friendly Today Show host, Kathie Lee Gifford.

She starts off her tips by asking if this is smart or manipulative. Yikes, you tell me.





Then her tips include:

·         Hang around a lot but then be unavailable. So sneaky.
·         Don’t do nice things for them; let them do nice things for you. Bring me lunch, you peasant. #luvya
·         Give them the eye. It literally means to stare at them. All the time.
·         Don’t look away. ^^^
·         Practice "pupillometrics" Which I think is bedroom eyes….?

So basically just stare at them. A lot. And be super unavailable after you’re totally available. And then make them buy you stuff. Sounds like a rock solid foundation to a relationship if you ask me!





Next, a how to guy on Youtube!


He mentions a trial that was performed by a group of psychologists. The trial was completed by having men cross a “sketchy” bridge and meeting a woman in the middle who would ask them to complete a survey of questions. After they completed the survey she mentioned that they could call her if they had any questions. #canihaveyonumber 
Then they did the same thing with a group of men who were on a “normal-non sketchy” bridge.

Those men who were on the said sketchy bridge were 54% more likely to call the woman after and ask her out on a date because of the feelings of adrenaline and fear they were confusing with feelings of attraction for her. 

Then he goes on to tell YOU how to trick someone into falling in love with you by taking them on adventurous dates. This is real… Watch the video.



So now that you know how to make someone fall in love with you, Tinder it up, and get what you deserve!