Tricky, Tricky Helen

“I cannot love her nor will strive to do’t.” (2222)

It isn’t very often that the “roles” switch like this.

Helen loves Bertram, Bertram doesn’t love Helen.

Helen is a commoner, Bertram is a nobleman.

Helen gets the guy; Bertram doesn’t want to consummate the marriage.

Helen TRICKS him into consummating the marriage.

WHAT?

While reading this play and finding out that Helen tricked Bertram into sleeping with her, I became curious as to whether or not this was happening in today’s society. So off to Google I went.

“How to make someone have sex with you….”

I hope this doesn’t save in my google search history.

I found some helpful tips and tricks in making someone fall in love with you- by using psychology. I’m not kidding; these are real articles and videos out there and I found some entire books as well.

First, from our friendly Today Show host, Kathie Lee Gifford.

She starts off her tips by asking if this is smart or manipulative. Yikes, you tell me.

Then her tips include:

·         Hang around a lot but then be unavailable. So sneaky.

·         Don’t do nice things for them; let them do nice things for you. Bring me lunch, you peasant. #luvya

·         Give them the eye. It literally means to stare at them. All the time.

·         Don’t look away. ^^^

·         Practice "pupillometrics" Which I think is bedroom eyes….?

So basically just stare at them. A lot. And be super unavailable after you’re totally available. And then make them buy you stuff. Sounds like a rock solid foundation to a relationship if you ask me!

http://www.today.com/klgandhoda/5-ways-make-anyone-fall-love-you-1D80244648

Next, a how to guy on Youtube!

He mentions a trial that was performed by a group of psychologists. The trial was completed by having men cross a “sketchy” bridge and meeting a woman in the middle who would ask them to complete a survey of questions. After they completed the survey she mentioned that they could call her if they had any questions. #canihaveyonumber 

Then they did the same thing with a group of men who were on a “normal-non sketchy” bridge.

Those men who were on the said sketchy bridge were 54% more likely to call the woman after and ask her out on a date because of the feelings of adrenaline and fear they were confusing with feelings of attraction for her. 

Then he goes on to tell YOU how to trick someone into falling in love with you by taking them on adventurous dates. This is real… Watch the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsN9rVUeT68

So now that you know how to make someone fall in love with you, Tinder it up, and get what you deserve!